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Monday, November 12, 2007

time passes fast..

WOW! Cant think of it Regetta 2007 had passed... 1 week liao.. i still thinking of the scene that we won and loses... Think of it are quite sad... Sad not because we lost... but because our 1 year of hard work and training just for that 2 days and for just only 1+ min only...
Look at the pic i got...

Haha! i miss this scene... Dunno next year i still can do this or not...
Ok! this is me act cute infront of the camera... To relax myself before going down the battle field.. lolz...
My wonderful coach behind as Coaxine... She is the best!

WOW! see the result! This is the best result for 10 men crew from us!
Its only 4 months of training to get this result!
Lastly this might be the last group picture taken with them...
I will be going to SAFRA dragonboat team liao...
Way to go FLUS! Enjoy 1 year of training with u guys... I need to upgrade myself and improve myself... Thats why Ben and i decided to leave u all and go to a more shiong team! whahaha.. Maybe we will come back from Leisure rowing with u guys if we are free! hahaha...
We still got the best coach ever! haaha! so patient and never scold one sia! Will miss u Lele! the way u teach really absorb very fast! Take care guys!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

a promise is a promise

See! today i purposely take half day off just to come and accompany u my dear! hope u dun feel so down ...

BTW Castlevania Dracula X Chronicle is out for PSP! woo hooo! but too bad! my psp cant play lei! haiz... sad case! because its more den 1GB! and my PSP memory only 1GB! fuck up ar!! haiz... its fated that i cant play nice and wonderful game! =(

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

feeling better!

I promise u dear, i will not lie to u again.. I WILL NOT LIE!!

Because i tot white lies are good... but in the end turn out to make u lost trust in me... sorry... i will say anything straight forever and wont lie to u anymore...

Love U! =)

wad a sad sad day... =(

Haiz... just no mood to type.. too sad to say anything here....

This post is only for my only and beloved Dear... She is the best! Our relationship going to be 1 year soon in a few days! Love u!

Sorry DEAR... i know its my fault... for the past 1 year i did lie to u but then those i lied are craps... serious stuff i never lie... I always truthful to u and love u very much... Hope u can forgive me and cool down ur anger....

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Back in Action?

Wow! finally a long long time and i decided to write back my blog... From last time till now the way of writing is always different... but i going to find a new skin for my this blog and make it even nicer than this one...

Do anyone heard of Hell GateLondon? Oh if u all never heard of it then let me tell u... Hellgate london is a food... can eat one! Its launching at Funan IT Mall 31st of Oct... anyone going? which is 10 more days to go!! YES! Most of the people are hungrily waiting...

Beside this, 13 days for me to ride on top of the Water Dragon to compete with other Dragoons... This is a touch one... haiz... and i dun have any confident to win... But moreover, looking back the times when i am just a small beginner dragooon, i had grow so much within a year... Even clans and guilds are going to recuit me for their benefits... i will see fates this time for my allocations of my next training ground to be...

BTW do u guys find that GAIA is sick? Pls! SAVE THE MOTHER! SAVE GAIA!

Monday, September 03, 2007

today is a cok up day

Wad a cock up day sia today! After today incident, i think i condamn wargame center including the staffs inside...

OK i list down THOSE names who promised to come to Sentosa today and yet never turn up and call them and they dun pick up the phone... These are the name...

1. Oh Zhan Yang
2. Tommy
3. Jin Ru


Then below are the names last min cannot come and pang sei us...

1. Raj
2. Joanne
3. Winston
4. Jeffrey

If cannot come pls say one or 2 days earlier.. dun wait till early in the morning den say dun come...

Acutally today got 14 people lor... now only left 7 people.. but nvm... Yue Han said that today he got meeting and will be late to meet us.. so we carry on our stuff without waiting for him...

I was late to reach vivo by 11am because tpy here had a heavy down pour in the morning. Sorry Leo and Johnny to let u both wait for so long.. The issue is not this, the issue is that the weather is fark up today also.. Rain and rain.... rain non stop... i cant help to say that we cannot go to sentosa today. because of the weather... U all might feel disappointed but don't point fingers ard... and dun put words in others mouth.. its raining for goodness sake... we cant help it... dun start to blame others and give a fuck face!

This is the problem with wargame people... they are so selft centered and only think about themselves... more and more rules applying to this place..

because of a stuff selfisness causes all these things to happened.. since u wanna apply all these rules i make sure u really follows. fuck u people!

Curse u all always kana bad things and sway thing happening more and more to u guys throughout the whole period in wargame! EDS girl will PUNISH all of u!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Its a total waste of my time and youth!

Today AHM! WASTE TIME AR!!!

dunno go for wad... when i go there... 21km and 12km people already finished their run... so basically go there to suntan and waste time...

But not bad la.. i go there i saw alot of my 0ld friends and most of all i never see them but they see me... I am glad to noe that... See me also never come and call me.. Kaoz..

At least come and jio me to have a stick and tok cok la.. long time no see u guys sia..

Nevertheless.. i today skip my dragon boat because got something to settle. farking sianz! damn tired some more.. wake up so early to go there waste time.. 7am report. 830am go home. lame rite?!

AHM!!!

Alright! Today is AHM... still got a few hours from now....

KNN! i wanna run in AHM! Y do SAF need me to do so much. Declare and do FFI! still have to give dunno how many farking people to sign. Sianz! ok i noe its for my own good... bo bian lor.. lan lan dun go run lor...

Dun go run also good... can wear casually to the carnival over at the Esplanade i think. Lolz.. Hahaha! tml will see alot of my friends liao! My 2 batch of BMT friends + my sec and poly mates all in NS! too sad that i wont be seeing my bro because he is still a damn chao recruit! whahahaa! He is in TEKONG! where everyone once were...

Oh ya! long long time never write this blog liao. Busy with my own stuff and lots and lots... BTW Happy Belated late late Belated Birthday SINGAPORE! Lolz!

A bit too late issit? nvm.. got sim can liao.. people always say one... lolz.. going to bed if not cant wake up later.

Pls get in contacts guys! if not i will haunt u all out! Because now ghost month! lolz...

Monday, July 30, 2007

30 July 2007

YES! Congrates to Jeffrey who today disrupted from NS successfully. He got his pink IC liao. After i finish writting this i will be going to KTV to celebrate not only Jeff disrupt but also KK birthday! waahahhaha... or issit celebrate Joanne Liaw departure to New Zealand? lolz...

today i never go work lor. damn shiok.. now its our unit down period all the way to Oct... whahahaa! can relac alot liao! =)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

A few more hours....

Hahaha! A few more hours will be the end of my 21 years lifehood and moving on to 22.. I dunno should i feel happy or sad...

Looking back the 1 year i gone thru, quite a few things changed.. Was in BMT last year when i am 21 and got to celebrate with my bunkmates.. this year i chose to celebrate with my love one.. never invite or celebrate either just for dinner... haha....

Really do alot of things happen for 1 year... so many that i dun wanna list them out.. btw not unhappy things but all the happy things like joining Dragon Boating, participating in quite a few activities.. YES! Of course all these involved money! And so this year i will try some ways to earn and save back the money!!!

So this year Birthday wish will be Hope to get a business of my own successful and earn lotsof lotsof money!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Very talented young girl!

WOw! I was amazed too by this young ger when she sing! Such nice voice... Her voice is like an angel singing... Sweet and nice... This is what i call singing!


Monday, July 02, 2007

Counting down...

14 days to my Birthday!!!

Everyone take note!!! Must buy me present!!! Wahahahhaha!!!

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Dragon Boat June Race Competition...

It was a fierce race yesterday. We took part in 2 part, one is inter biz team and another one is mixed team. One boat is 10 people another one is 20 people team.

Its a very siong race yesterday as its 800m. We manage to finish the race by 4.08min but we already came in last. WTF!!!

Those teams clock only 3min+ just a few sec we got last already. But luckily overall we are not last. And this race is expected to lose because we do not have enuff training. But this is a very nice experience...

We will sure win for Regetta this year! Cya guys this Regetta and let us beat all of u!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

ORD lor...

My friend ORD loh... happy for them.. But for me i still got 1 year to go... Have to slowly wait liao lor...

So bored these few days.. nothing to do.. I will start my gym and workout routine tml...

This is the 1st post of my blog for this month! wahha...

Have a great weekend guys...

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

YES!!!

Finally!!! i POP once again. Now is no longer POP... now POC... Finally going out of tekong going back to my lame unit. Its a damn lame unit.

I totally anti my unit. I now finding chances and faults to sue them. Like they always like to ill treat NSFs... everyone agreed with me.. i am so reluctant to go back. but nvm... i ORD soon...

I going back to be a devil.. Wahahahahha! FUCK ALL OF THEM!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Erm... i am back again...

Long long time never write.. because i am too busy already... damn bored.. NSF life is damn fucking bored...

I heard alot of complaints about WGC... this is totally madness... because of someone dream.. causing everyone unhappiness... I think he will be a total failure if he achieve his goal. Pls think of the others feeling before striving your goal. As we might have the same dream... We can help, but not over do it...

U all know who i am talking about.. One week 2 exercises are too much!

So i got a clip for u all to relack... take a look below.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Today is last day of April.. So fast... And i can start to count down for something.... Every guys will always like to count down... hahah... and den today i surfing website den come across this lame thing... Who will ever wanna watch unless funny things which we know happened during our bmt..checkout the link below...



NS40
Army Drama Series


Sunday, April 15, 2007

Feeling before going back again...

Stil got a few more hours before going back there again... Last time i was so happy that i going back because i going to leave that lame wargame center but now... its a different story...

I dun feel like going back and left my love one behind... I rather leave wargame and go to somewhere else than going to a offshore island...

When u have a love one, its hard to put things down so easily as u will be thinking about her whole day long... I really dun feel like going back now but no choice liao.... I know i have to go back and finish this once and for all...

I am very worried about u and u keep telling me that i think too much... If i dun think and worried means i dun care about u anymore... haiz... nvm... u wont understand... hope u will still remain the same person as i known as before when i come back....

Bye to all and i dun wish to see wargame staffs anymore!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

I was so happily when i heard that i am going to Tekong again! Thats the past.. Now i find it a bit regrad because i had found someone i love and to take care with...

Haiz... But i will always wait for her and i believe she will always wait for me.. I love u dear...

I going to Tekong this coming Monday.. Haiz... Hope can spend more time with u...

Friday, April 06, 2007

Back from Genting!!

Finally! I just got back from Genting last night... I wont be able to putting up those photos i take because my friends and i still compiling them together... so at the mean time... give u all watch this nice short video...


Monday, April 02, 2007

Mr Lee treat + Celebrating his Birthday...

Ok! If u all are looking at my blog from 8am to 5.30pm during weekday means u all are slacking during work or in camp! Better go and work!

Hahah... Just posting before i leave for Genting tomolo... Today Mr Lee treat us for our hardwork for the past few months... Den we take this opportunity (Got spell wrong or not?) to celebrate his birthday also lor.. Whahaha.. he is an old man liao la... 05-04-xx is his birthdate... XX is confidential because age not revealing... lolz...

Below are some pictures i taken... Thats y dun have my pic inside! Kaoz!! -____-"


Big head and Small Head.... lolz!


Balance head...


Short... Old... Tall and big head... -____-" See! Camera also cannot fit in his head!


Short = Jeffrey... Old man = Mr Lee... Tall = Adrian and Big Head = Addy....


What the hell u all standing there for?! Come la!


Wah! Glam Cake for Mr Lee


Clearer view...


Lited one... On the Cake written "Happy Birthday Mr Lee With Good Health & Fortune"


Mr Lee is Happy! lolz...


Even more happier because we are singing Birthday Song for him...


"Huuuuu!" He blew his candles and all saliaver inside liao... muahahahha!



Too bad Mr Tan Yue Han missed this fun! But never mind... I took pictures give u see...

BTW u all can feel free to take these photos from here.. But pls dun post them in any sex website or gay website! Thanksz! Lolz...



Going to bed and setting off to Genting! Take care guys! =)

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Haiz... My sad life....

This will be the last time i be writing and typing on my blog... After today 2359 hrs...

I will leave this world and to another world....

I am sick and tired of living here...

I dun really have any last world of title for this post... Just want all my friends out there... to remember me...

I will be up there looking after u all... All the past happy memories and the bad memories hope u all remember...

Bad memories just forget or remember also can.... But Happy memories pls remember... As i am Chris Yong Chengye... XiaoBai! =)

Take care everyone! Good Bye! I will give u all a bless symbol to remind me... Please scroll down of my blog and remember me! =)



































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Happy April Fool!!! Wahahaha!

Friday, March 30, 2007

At home thinking of you...

I was so worried today! Today my dear is sick...

She is so sick that she dun wanna meet me... Making me worried.. She just insist that not meeting her as she will spread her virus to me... Silly gal... Fever wont spread BTW unless u got an infection which causes u to have fever...

But in the end i still never meet her because she is stubbon... In order to make her not so bored at home and make her cheer up... I introduce Valkrie Profile to her...

Now she scolding me sux because she seem addicted to the game... Wahahaha!

Love u dear...

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Sianz!!!!

WTF! So long never write and also dunno wad to write...

Haiz... These few weeks been so bored... Nothing much happening lei... Only know that these few days weather are extremely hot..

Hot liao siao sia.. But nvm...

Been thinking of someone... and this someone will not come and look at my blog because this person just don't care... Lazy and so on and so much excuses...

I've been showing Love and not saying Love... Because Love is for you to show and not for you to say....

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Nice pictures...

Wow! I am so amaze that my friend Calvin Low taking more and more beautiful pictures like what everyone seeing in megazines or some photo album books...

To think of it, he never study photography courses before yet he can shoot such beautiful pictures... Maybe he got a very good camera... hahaha... Next time u all need to take some artistic pictures or nice pictures, can ask him... his link is below... take a look...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/calvn/

Sunday, March 18, 2007

1 post before i go out...

Sianz... Sunday again... Going to Dragon Boat training... Very shag and sorry for so long never write... No time and lazy.. whhahaha...

Wah lao eh! My phone finally ok liao! If not cannot open application and also cannot use camera... Now can liao... I think because Some nose dirt inside causing these problem... I like to dig nose and touch my phone.. So u all better don touch my phone.. whahah...

U all believe huh!?! LOLz! !@##@*(^

Ok.. i ciaoz now.. Bye..

Friday, March 02, 2007

Bringing back Memories...

So fast i was in Army already for about 9 months already... Been wasting my man hood time in this so called National Service which every boys have to go thru...
Haiz... Now my friends in my unit one by one going to ORD... and soon i will be the last man standing there... lolz.... So how i feel happy for them but sad also... Sad that no one its experience enuff to help me and i am all on my own...
Below are some pictures taken during my BMT time... Its really bringing back memories...

Ops! Kana shot in toilet! *blush*


This is part of Tekong... Where by most of them dun get to go because this is the place i went fishing with my OC, CSM and my SGTs! Hiak Hiak Hiak! (Evil Laughter)

Hmmmm... Forgot this pic when taken.. Difinitly not during my field camp. Its ACCT i think.
This is another one...
This one is taken secretly when i am up at my platoon corridoor. Luckily SGTs nv see me.. lolz...
This is wad will happened when ur cock is too big... The whole urinal will fall man! Lolz...

Monday, February 26, 2007

Extra! Extra!

Read all about it!
According to some Taiwan sexiologist, the 4 degress of erection are:
1. As hard as cucumber
2. As hard as Del Monte banana with skin on
3. As firm as Del Monte banana without skin
4. As soft as cotton candy

All men should be Grade 1, and all should seek medical treatment if you are Grade 3 or 4! So which Grade are you?

BTW in a recent statistic saying that Singapore is the top 3rd country in the whole of Asia of most gay population... Yet Singapore are so anti of gays.. When do Singapore accept gays? Haiz..

Btw i am Gay! But i am not a Gay! get it? So whats wrong being gay? lolz...

Saturday, February 24, 2007

WGC Cohesion...

Yesterday was WGC (War Game Center) cohesion day for Chinese New Year for us...

We went to Novena there United Square there got 1 resturant call Vienna if i never spell wrongly..

U all dun think that WGC keep on giving us cohesion means its a good place to come.. Actually no!!! Its a lousy place and so many fuck up people...

I tot WGC work as wad Army will do but no!!! They act with they own blady authority.. they are DXOs most of them yet they dare to use their and abuse their power on us. Leaves, Offs and MC are wad we entitled yet got one person keep on cancelling our entitlements... Fuck him! He always locked himself in his office to drink until drunk!

Dun think that we operators are stupid! His liquor smell so strong that even i at home also can smell him! Some more we are made to pour water, buy food and even clean those stupid tables and his rooms for him... We are more like servants than NSF!

OK! Normally carrying things, cleaning up places are what we call Sai Kang for NSF. But do we really have to serve them food and drink? Do we have to rename all our computers password to his fav son name?! This is rediculous la!

I cant stay in this lame place anymore.. My job is to be an ASA yet i have to do so much other things. Some more u tot ASA is 8-5pm? but no! for here its not.. here is like 8-8pm? 9pm? or 10pm?

BTW all the above never happen to me yet.. but i just cant stay down here to see my friends suffered... I going to BMT! then tell me OC and PC about not coming back to WGC!

Since so many people reading my blog.. U all can brought this up to any authority which can deal with them and close down WGC? thanks!

Seriously! WGC is totally not an organized place and the boss always anyhow arrow things. In the end making part of the people suffer with alot of work and another part of people doing nothing just waiting to go home! Cohesion?! BULL SHIT! Everyone cannot even communicate properly already still wan cohesion.. Totally not cohesive at all...



ok! u see why i strike off? because they said cannot post bad things about WGC.. so i strike off liao.. I never talk any bad things about WGC although u all can read! =)

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I am Delighted...

I am so happy that u are able to changed for me...

After u told me all these things today i am happy and glad that u do it. This is for your own good also...

Hope i can trust you once again and dun upset me again...

U have to always wear ur G -string so that i am happy and glad ok!?

Hahahaha! =)

*Highlighted in red is fake one! Dun believe!*

Monday, February 19, 2007

Happy Chinese New Year!

Lesson 6 is the last lesson i had written... Sorry that i not yet wish all a Very Happy Chinese New Year!!


I went so many places and no time to write after i reach home because too fatique... Hahaha.. But i still will post 1 or 2 pic which i took at Esplanade.. If you all dont know where to go u all can go there... the River Hong Bao! =)


Lesson 6

During one winter, a little bird was flying towards the South to migrate. She had lost touched with the rest of her flock of family and friends.

That winter was particularly cold and bitter. After a few days without food and proper rest, the little bird froze and fallen to the ground. The little bird was scared and frightened.

While laying there motionlessly, a cow came along and dropped some dung onto her.

As the little bird lay still in the pile of dung, she realised how warm it had suddenly become. The dung was actually thawing surrounding that had kept her frozen.

After sometime, the little bird was able to move about. After pecking on some of the dung, she actually regain most of her strength.

Feeling happy and warm, she began chirping cheerfully.

A passing hungry cat heard the chirping sound and decided to investigate the matter. Following the sound, the cat reached the pile of shit. The cat discovered that a bird was under the pile of dung and promptly dug her out and eat her.

Morals of Story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who get you out of shit is your friend
(3) When you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!

"What is the different between a smart guy and a wise guy? A smart guy knows how to get out of an extremely difficult situation. A wise guy knows how not to get into that difficult situation."

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with his good friend the bull one day. "I would love to be able to get up the top of that tree," the turkey sighed, "but i havent got the energy to do so."

"Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough energy to reach that branch.

The next day, the turkey pecked at more dunk and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.

Feeling satisfied, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he sportted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment and gunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.

Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it aint going to keep you there...

Friday, February 16, 2007

Lesson 4

Roger was a small rabbit who lived in the harsh surroundings of African continent. Everyday, he was working hard and hopped everywhere just to stay alive.

One fine day, he noticed Eugene the eagly sitting at the top of a tree, doing absolutely nothing. He envied the eagle and decided to ask advise from Eugene.

Roger asked Eugeng, "Can i also sit like you and do absolutly nothing?"

Eugene gave Roger a puzzled look and replied, "Sure, why not?"

Satisfied with the assurance that Eugene had given him, Roger decided to sit under the tree and rest.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the vulnerable rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the Story:
To be sitting around doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Lesson 3

On an ordinary day during the summer vacation in company XXX, a sales representative, an administration clerk and a manager was left working in the office. The rest of their colleagues in the sales department had went on a vacation together.

A genie was observing the trio for sometime and felt that this three staff should be rewarded for their hardwork. The genie then approached the three staffs and said, "I am genie Hocuspocus. Seeing your dedication and professionalism, i had decided to frant you one wish each."

The sales representative quickly replied, "I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speed boat with no worries and be as carefree as can be..."

Puff! the sales representative was gone.

On seeing that the genie was not a fake, the administrator clerk said, "I would like to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and with the love of my life..."

Puff! the administration clerk was gone, on his way to Hawaii.

All this while, the manager was busy with his work and did not pay attention to what had been going on in the office. After fulfilling the requests of the 2 staffs, the genie turned to the manager and asked, "What is your request sir?"

The manager lookup up and replied, "I wan those two back in the office by lunch!"

Moral Of the Story:
Always let your boss have the first say!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Lesson 2

A priest offered a nun a life one fine day after a short gathering session. During the journey, the nun crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal parts of the legs to the priest. Upon seeing the slender leg in flesh, the priest lost concentration and almost had an accident.

After he had regain focus and controlled the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said: "Father, remember Psalm 129?". Upon hearing the words, the priest instantly removed his hands.

After some time, the priest couldn't resist the temptation and tired again. As he was sliding further up the nun's leg, the nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?".

The priest quickly apologised, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak...". Arriving at the convent, the nun alighted, thanked the priest and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed up to look up what Psalm 129 meant. The book read, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the Story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Lesson 1

A man is getting into shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ran downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stand BOB, the next-door neighbour. Before she had even say a word, BOB said: "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops the towel and she stood naked in front of BOB.

After a few seconds, BOB handed her $800 and left.

The woman quickly wrapped the towel around her and goes back upstairs to put on some clothings.

When she got to the bathroom, her husband asked : "Who was that?"

"It was BOB, the next-door neighbour." she replied.

Before she could even continue with her speech, her husband interrupted, "Great! Did he said anything about the $800 that he owned me?"

Moral of the Story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit or risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Look at my Hermit Crabs home...

Finally after so long... i decided to upgrade my Hermit Crabbies home.. And took 2 pictures... Have a look man...


Sunday, January 21, 2007

so late liao~

Ya lor.. so late liao lor.. just reach home not long after supper with my friend...

Actually dun really go home.. i went to his home la..

very sian lei.. thats why go his house... his house is near to my house too...

oh ya! Happy Birthday to Addy!! Went to his birthday party at Pasir Ris Coastal Sand...

We going to play game liao... will update more of my blog.... hehe...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Say say say! here i come! woo hoo! long time no write here... because my blog seem dead...

But never mind.. i just come in to put in a few words... Today i go AWOL... wahhaha! Dun feel like going back to work man... As i am Exercise IC since monday and today is the last day...

Since its the last day i will let my 2nd IC to die because he is the worst that i ever seen... If u all dunno why he is the worst u can ask others of my NSF friends... u will noe why...

Already past 1730... hope he die badly and kana screwed...

Friday, January 05, 2007

A very very sad story! haiz...

This is based on a 'true story'.........it's very touching. U have to read... Enjoy...

A rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied... "Try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!"

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I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that... I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

SAD AR!!!! :~(

I got 3 Hermit Crabs and now LEFT ONE!!!

ARGH!!!!!

So Sad!!! 1 had died because when its molding its skin, eaten by stupid ants!! Fuck those ants... I going to get rid all of them... And another one cannot mold because it is so stupid! Now its hand and left breaking off... Dying soon also.. Haiz.. Sad ar!!! Left with 1 healthy Hermit Crab... Haiz...

Sad.. Need to buy more Hermit Crabs already... Anyone know anywhere got sell cheap Hermit Crabs please SMS or call me! Thanks! Msg me here also can.. At my tag...

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Woot!! New Year Eve in Marina Mandrin...

Woo hooo! Finally got my pictures a night in Marina Mandrin.. I feel so happy and excited... Nice room and nice view of the fireworks...



OK! This is the bath room.. Although its a bit small.. but still be able to see it... Small as in the picture is small.. The toilet is very big thats 3 i make it into 3 parts...




This is my bed... Nice rite? haha!



And this is the writing tables...
The place where i place shoes and wear shoes...
Thats some pictures i recieved from my friends... There are still more to come... Our camera lousy cannot take the whole hotel room... Or issit because the whole room is too big for us to take? Haha.. Will post more pictures next time i write...

Sunday, December 31, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

I here wishes all a very Happy Happy New Year!

Today is the Eve... I will be going to Marina Madrine to celebrate... Won't be coming home liao...

Booked a Presisdent Suit Room to see the performance and fireworks at the Esplanade...

SOrry i am not alone there... I am with my friends... We all share money one ok!

Thats y i am here to wish everyone a happy happy new year in advance...

I wont be coming back until on new year day itself! Muahahaha! Will take pictures if got chance...

Everyone enjoy this festival season! See all soon in 2007!

Friday, December 29, 2006

Sianz!

Hahah! Boring sia! Just got home not long.. Nothing to write much so i decided to post up some lame pictures where i got from somewhere! Enjoy and have a good lauff? Hahaha!

Haha! Ladies! do u all pee half way den stand up? LoLz!

WTF! We all anti cockroaches.. Throw more on the floor so they all die la!
Hmmm... Wondering which country is this... Maybe can see some strip dancer on train! LoLz!
No comments for this one...
Our Public Bar is presently not open because it is Closed! Wahahha! Nice phrase!
-___________________-"
For those cheapskate people who dun even wanna pay for their lodging...
This is totally cursing those who dun drive carefully to die!
Who cares about the animal when a person is been eaten by it!! OMG! Of cause will think of the person 1st la! Lame sia!
Hahaha! Nice way to attract customers... Next time u will see Mr Toskana has had an expensive FUNERAL and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!!
Ya!! Always open and they are closed! Lame ass! -______-'"

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Shag like hell man...

Wo Wo Wow!!! Long time never write my blog already.. U all noe why? Because got a bunch of IDIOTS who like to come in di xiao xiao with my blog... I dun wish to name them la.. But they should know that i am talking about them...




HUH!? What? u all wanted to know? Ok lor.. i tell u all lor.. They are my camp mates... Come in talk cok and messing up my stuff only... If they come in di xiao again i going to put their pic up here for the whole world people to see.. Muahahahha! Am i evil?! LoLz!





Ok after Christmas liao... Soon going to be 2007 and say good bye to 2006! This year Christmas Eve is blady damn fucking boring because my HP bill shoot up to $876.76!!! OMG!!! This ruined my stupid Christmas and New year... Sad rite? Haiz... what to do... Called too much already.. some more making alot of calls from Australia back to Singapore and from Australia to Australia to my friends...





OK! My mum keep saying serve me rite... Luckily i got money to pay ar! but will have a sad Christmas and New YEar only lor..





I just came back from running with my best buddy... hahaha.. we ran for 2 hours!!! Thats y i am so shag... and his pic and mine is as follow...





Very obvious which one is him rite! Dun tell me that even me u all also dunno who lor.. I will come and slap ur face personally! Muahahahah!

My wish lists stuff till now still not even 1 has come true... Still waiting.. If only i got alot of money... Those thing can get in just 1 day! =)

Ok! Until here! Its time to say BYE BYE! Enjoy urself for those clearing leaves now! I know alot of them doing so!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Do Love need a reason?

It is so TRUE!!!

Do love need a reason???

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me?Howcan you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements. The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you?
Because of your care and concern that I like you..Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you?
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...? If love needs a reason, like now, there
is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Do love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you... And love doesn't need a reason...
" Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart "
Love doesnt need a reason... its something you can feel burning inside your
heart and cannot be explain... Please... never ever ask someone why do they
love you... love is nature and without love the world is nothing but a piece of crap... So everyone love the world and also love your loved ones..."

Monday, December 11, 2006

BACK from Australia!

Wooo hooo! I am back from Australia for Exercise Wallaby...

Sorry for long time never write blog.. Because of this stupid blog spot... Make me do this Blogger beta and i find it very lousy..

when will the real thing come out? And this Beta version seem to be the same as the old one.

Make no diff lor ... dunno why they said its Beta.. Just only change the name and making me have to always sign in... Defeated the purpose that say remember me... Cock sia!

I taken alot of pic during this period... I was in Australia from 151106 to 061206...

When got time i will post all the pic up la.. And i doubt this can take so many pic.. Sure lag till siao..

GTG..

Monday, November 13, 2006

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Ovens For Kids Commercial

This is the best TV Commercial i ever seen in my life.. Powerful! Its about an Oven For Kids...
Telling u how safe and how easy for a kid to do their own baking and cooking on this new Oven.. Its like a miracle seriously... All parents with kids should have own one at home for their kids...

Monday, October 30, 2006

Strange sia.. This new blogger beta like very lousy lor... TMD! Dunno what the fuck they trying to do...

And i been writting rubbish in my blog recently... Because nothing to write about...

The Dragon Boat training which i tot will be tough yet turn out to be chicken feet...

These few days will easily get fired up because i cant achieve my goals which i set for myself... So sorry for those i scolded, beaten up or killed.. whahaha... I cant control myself...

So tired... Sleep like never enuff at all...

Money are running dry for me....

So much events that i have to taking part including going to the Paliament's Members' House.. Thats damn lame!

I need to take injection for going Oversea to Australia...

and so on and more more more things coming out...

Hope faster leave Singapore and this is the 1st time going oversea to Australia...

I take this opportunity to leave Singapore and ask my Australian friends to come and look for me... My dad's friends + my friends, my relatives are there.. So anything they still can come over to find me.. Hahaha...

Wad else am i going to write?

Hmmmmmmm....

Ok! Next time i write i promise to include some of my fitness tips into here... Although i not very fit.. But just wanted to share them..! =)

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Got another friend for my 2 little crabby in my tank... Ben asked me to name them... After thinking for very long.. Wahhaha.. I still dunno wad to call them....

Ben told me that he going to paint a shell with his name and call it Ben... But i was thinking... If that is so... Once it grow bigger... it is no longer Ben because it will change shell...

And recently, i had sense a huge strong magnetic field surrounded me.. I do not know what the hell is that.. But i know that every religion has its PRIDE... Wiccans and Pegans pride is not something u all can play with... So get lost and go far away from me.. Fuck off if u all wanted... if not get hurt badly is wad u all get...

Friday, October 20, 2006

KNNBCCB!

[Fuck u guys who hack Wen Yan profile and write about my friends... They are damn du lan lor... Wait u all go out die also dunno how u all die one...]

This is not i say one ar... i just tell u all this... Someone very du lan with u all... -.-' U all just watched out and take care bah.. Haiz...

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

They said i AWOL! I where got AWOL!

I was OFF yesterday! OFF and written on that bladdy whiteboard so big! I where got AWOL! Ya if i really AWOL i am Absent with Official Leave ma.. Waahahha... Not Absent WithOut Leave... You see... Yesterday off.. Today half day off...

Today half day off because i go make passport... Tml i won't be going back to camp because i got course at Khatib Camp... Shiok rite?! Only Thursday den go back.. Sian sia...

These few days nothing much to write on the blog also.. As usual stuff happening around me...

I finally found a Dragon Boat team to join in... been finding so long.. I waiting for the training on weekend which cost $10 per week.. Very strange sia.. Wahahha.. but who cares? Can train can liao...

I finally got back to my Gym + Running training already... Alternate days gym alternate days run... Run i mean run and not jog... I run from Toa Payoh to Braddell den to Bishan... Go 1 big round in Bishan den back to Braddell den back to Toa Payoh... Last stop for me is at TPY stadium for cooling down den pack up go home.. More den 20km.. whahaha... anyone keen to join in the fun? LoLz...

Monday, October 02, 2006

These are some pictures i collected for the pass few days...


Me and Elly go clubing...


Bernard, me and Evan...


Same friends as the previous pic + Jason my long lost friend... =)


Kelvin and me... Kelvin is one of my friend for 6 years liao... =)
Haha... thats all for the pictures... Just came back from gym not long.. Very tired.... some more i cant take off for tml liao.. got some stupid thing cock up which my boss said will be busy since today till Friday... But the fact is.... TMD! Today sleep in office since 10am to 4pm! And he dare to tell us BUSY! WTF?! whahahaha...
Hope he dun see this... If not he will give us alot of work to do till we ki siao! -_____-"

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Wahahah! Lauff till ur balls drop!

Fucking funny lor... U never lauff u tell me.. i make u lauff...

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Funny Jap Show...

Wahahha i watch these few lauff till cannot sleep lor... u all must WATCH!

Jap Spa Prank...
Massaging Chairs Pranks !!!Nude Mens Content!!!


The Ring in real Life...

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Play Your Part

Can you pretend to be the man I should have been with
Can we fake the life you know I should have had
Can we do a better job of pretending that you really care
Or I'll have to give the part to someone else

You seem to have an important part
The lead role of my heart
You played it well along time ago
Until I started falling in love
And then you changed your character
And avoided all of your lines
Now the man I love is gone now
Can you play his part at this time

Love is like a see saw it takes two in order for it to work
I'm working hard, I'm playing my part but the scene still won't work

And rehearsals are long because your timing is all wrong
So I'll find someone who loves me
And who can play your part for life
I deserve a lot better than this
And I'm tired of acting like it's okay for me to give you my love
And receive nothing back in return


--Lyrics by Deborah Cox

Haiz... Why always these things have to happen to me?

Hurt once, hurt twice and now its the third time i got hurt by the same person... I have nothing much to say... Just wan u to take care....

I cant give u all my love...
The only love i can give is not what you wanted...
We just dont match but no one is giving each other up...
I feel like crying a few times when we hug together...
I always tot that all these are just the beginning...
But i think this had already ended long ago...
Dun be restricted....
Dun be troubled...
Hopefully will have a better relation the next time...

Thats all i wish for u...

Thursday, September 21, 2006

A very lame and funny joke!

Wahahhaa! Damn lame lor this joke... Sent to me by Wei Yuan my Camp mate.. Everyone read it!

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Shagged but happy day...

After a long weekend approved by my Sir... Today back to work to train a bunch of soliders to become Cyber Warriors... Basically Cyber Warriors are doing wars on a simulation and its damn cool... But i not going to touch much on that... haha...

Then help my friend to make his comp but still cannot make it.. I think tml gym schedule will be burnt.. lol...

I am damn bored till i go and film my 2 cute and loving hermit crabs... Although abit blur... I using my HP to take one lor.. wad u all expect rite? lol..


Monday, September 18, 2006

A Lucky Day...

Wooot! Went to eat Turtle Soup with my dad this afternoon... He knew that i like it and so he brought me to that stall which i like... Damn nice sia! YUMMY!

Den was suppose to meet that ALVIN FU ZHAN RUI at Beach Road at 2.30pm lor and he blady late for about 45 min! TMD! Waited for 45 min for him... Sianz 1/2... But never mind la.. He came with Wayne... We there ate some food den after that i left while they go to David's House...

While eating, i suddenly recieved a mysterios call from a strange guy telling me that i won something in a lucky draw in Sembawan Music Store located in Cineleisure... I tot its a prank call but after i recall back.... think think think...... OH YA! That day went there with Teddymon to buy CD and he dun wan to fill up the lucky draw form so i filled up! and !!!BINGO!!! I won!!!

Hahaha... So i left them and go and collect the price... Its a Jack Daniel Calculator + a nice small silver pen inside... Very Unique shape to put a calculator + a pen inside.. There are pictures of edvidence ok! Look below!

Abit blur hor.. Dun mine rite? Because i used my HP take one....


And TADA! open up to become a calculator + a pen inside....

Wow! Cantonese Doc rapper...

Wahahaha! Damn powerful rap! Even the Doctor can do it! Some more in Cantonese! Weeee UUUu Weee.....

Sunday, September 17, 2006

1 whole week of Happiness and Sadness...

A long long story to be composed if i going to say from the start till the end...

I would rather mention only the happy stuff instead of the sad one....

I got 2 Hermit Crabs which i been looking for since last year... There are places selling like in Junction 8 but den... the price of it are like fucking high lor... $65-$85 for 1! siao rite?

But i got mine for $6 for 1 and $12 for 1 pair.. Thanks to Trueno who accompanied me there...

Whole week busy with stupid US Army people coming to my camp + reservice old men come to my camp to have war games... They using an old simulator to battle for 3 days... After the 3 days i have to teach them a new simulator which they never touch before.. Thats very tough... I never teach them much.. Just to answer their questions and did my best...

Happy stuff always dun last long... Whole week of happiness had come to an end with an answer which i heard it before and once again YOU said it to me again! NVM.. its ok.. i already expect this will happen... So what to do? Just have to move on otherwise will be very depress....

So i also dunno what to say or to tell myself.. This is just 1 whole week happening in my life.. Nothing special nothing much either.. Just an ordinary story of another ordinary person....

OH YA! Another good news! TML i got an OFF! from my SIR! TML no need to go to work! hahaha... Where by the rest of my friends going to report to camp... LOLzz....

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hahaha! Caught on Camera!!


Look! Kana caught smoking on camera again! OMG!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

A simple dish cook show...

This is the best dish cook show i ever seen... She taught like a professional and the dish was damn nice to eat.. I know the kids will like it... lolz....

!!!WARNING!!! This short clip are in chinese.. those who dont understand Chinese please FUCK OFF! LOLZ!



!!!WARNING!!! Only those with high logic mind can understand what she making. Slowly think and you will understand...

Sunday, September 03, 2006

feeling low and depress...

Sad... Feeling low and depress.. No one will understand at all...

I feel fuckup and been left out always.. Why... Trying to get back my discipline and get back onto my training yet training alone is so fuck up...

I just dun like to be alone but sometimes being alone is the best time for me...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

A sad week for me...

Long time never write the blog liao and once i write.. its a very sad thing... haiz.... I was so sad that i posted out this Monday... I though i was able to go thru 24km with them...

On Monday... Azar asked a blady lame guy come to tell me this news that i been posted... When i heard the news i was sad and shock. Suddenly so sad and going to part them without completing the full of 3 months over there...

I went down and i got my posting... I got posted to TRADOC at Pasir Leba camp... Its kinda small and alot of high rank people over there... But there are father friends... Hahaha.. Why they my father's friends is not important.. The most important things is that i am very sad!

On the day i got my posting... Its about 1pm and was forced to leave my company at 4pm... Luckily my PC LTA Farid is not around... So i kinda slack around and dun wanna leave them so fast and so rush without a long notice... So i manage to drag my time all the way 8pm at night.. hahah.... And all thanks to SGT Kai Rong... So i had my last dinner in Tekong with them...

When i leaving the sky start to turn red and the atmospher start to turn cold.. And drizzling started... That time SGT Terry Wong and my platoon mate Jia Xiang going home... After i give my final farewell to my darling and platoon mates... i dragfully take down my stupid duffle bag and field pack and leave the company line with SGT Terry Wong and Jia Xiang...

Luckily while i walk its raining and they notice i was crying... Because the rain drop covered my face as if i was wet... But i am damn sad...

Now i worried about is JJ.. My best buddy in camp and my darling... haha... He have to take care of himself liao... And sorry guys that cannot go thru everything with u all... very Sorry and sad...

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I am the KING!!

I am the KING in Tekong.. No one can ask me to do things only me! I command the SIRs and the SGTs to do things! wahahahha... OOT like me are KING!!!

Long time never write this blog.. Den all these people dun bother to see and read also... SAD~!!
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All so heartless one... i go sleep liao.. tired like hell...

Friday, July 28, 2006

Haiz... So sad.. So lonely...

I went to see MO yesterday because my right leg toes feel abit numb... And also have a bad cough and a bit of running nose...

So i go to MO and the MO examine me... He ask me to take X ray of my chest and den told me that i seem to have TB! I was shocked... Den i told him about my toes numb, he told me that i have slip disc! Shocked again! -.-'

He is so lame... I was in Medical Center from 10am to 8pm.. Fucking long lor.. zzz... I was the one who got sent to the hospital from Tekong all the way to Singapore.. I was escoted by 2 Medic and 1 sgt... In a stupid ambulance... Haiz..

I seem fine but i dunno why MO said i got so much problem... i get gold for IPPT yet he said i got slip disc.. zzz.. Lame ass.... He wan me to OOT no matter wad because he said i am still young.. so i been excuse from heavy load permenantly...

MY OCS AND SISPEC DREAMS ARE GONE!! DAMNIT~ FUCK IT! ZZZZZ.... the MO always wan me to OOT dunno why.. kaoz! haiz...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Wooo! I am back..

Ok! I am back! Long time no blog.. what to say?

Last Sat is my Birthday... haha.... quite a memorable one... Celebrate with my camp mates... went to eat... wanted to catch a movie but the tickets sold out...

After that went clubing with fuzz... Oh ya! i was having a fever on that day... but i am still fighting fit!

NS is so slack.. train, eat and sleep... nothing more.. Alot of slacking time also.. haha...

I am out today because i got MC to come home.. haha... MC for 2 days.. song sia! i go rest.. Ciaoz!