A turkey was chatting with his good friend the bull one day. "I would love to be able to get up the top of that tree," the turkey sighed, "but i havent got the energy to do so."
"Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough energy to reach that branch.
The next day, the turkey pecked at more dunk and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.
Feeling satisfied, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he sportted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment and gunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it aint going to keep you there...
