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According to some Taiwan sexiologist, the 4 degress of erection are:
1. As hard as cucumber
2. As hard as Del Monte banana with skin on
3. As firm as Del Monte banana without skin
4. As soft as cotton candy
All men should be Grade 1, and all should seek medical treatment if you are Grade 3 or 4! So which Grade are you?
BTW in a recent statistic saying that Singapore is the top 3rd country in the whole of Asia of most gay population... Yet Singapore are so anti of gays.. When do Singapore accept gays? Haiz..
Btw i am Gay! But i am not a Gay! get it? So whats wrong being gay? lolz...
Monday, February 26, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
WGC Cohesion...
We went to Novena there United Square there got 1 resturant call Vienna if i never spell wrongly..
U all dun think that WGC keep on giving us cohesion means its a good place to come.. Actually no!!! Its a lousy place and so many fuck up people...
I tot WGC work as wad Army will do but no!!! They act with they own blady authority.. they are DXOs most of them yet they dare to use their and abuse their power on us. Leaves, Offs and MC are wad we entitled yet got one person keep on cancelling our entitlements... Fuck him! He always locked himself in his office to drink until drunk!
Dun think that we operators are stupid! His liquor smell so strong that even i at home also can smell him! Some more we are made to pour water, buy food and even clean those stupid tables and his rooms for him... We are more like servants than NSF!
OK! Normally carrying things, cleaning up places are what we call Sai Kang for NSF. But do we really have to serve them food and drink? Do we have to rename all our computers password to his fav son name?! This is rediculous la!
I cant stay in this lame place anymore.. My job is to be an ASA yet i have to do so much other things. Some more u tot ASA is 8-5pm? but no! for here its not.. here is like 8-8pm? 9pm? or 10pm?
BTW all the above never happen to me yet.. but i just cant stay down here to see my friends suffered... I going to BMT! then tell me OC and PC about not coming back to WGC!
Since so many people reading my blog.. U all can brought this up to any authority which can deal with them and close down WGC? thanks!
Seriously! WGC is totally not an organized place and the boss always anyhow arrow things. In the end making part of the people suffer with alot of work and another part of people doing nothing just waiting to go home! Cohesion?! BULL SHIT! Everyone cannot even communicate properly already still wan cohesion.. Totally not cohesive at all...
ok! u see why i strike off? because they said cannot post bad things about WGC.. so i strike off liao.. I never talk any bad things about WGC although u all can read! =)
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
I am Delighted...
I am so happy that u are able to changed for me...
After u told me all these things today i am happy and glad that u do it. This is for your own good also...
Hope i can trust you once again and dun upset me again...
U have to always wear ur G -string so that i am happy and glad ok!?
Hahahaha! =)
*Highlighted in red is fake one! Dun believe!*
After u told me all these things today i am happy and glad that u do it. This is for your own good also...
Hope i can trust you once again and dun upset me again...
U have to always wear ur G -string so that i am happy and glad ok!?
Hahahaha! =)
*Highlighted in red is fake one! Dun believe!*
Monday, February 19, 2007
Happy Chinese New Year!
Lesson 6 is the last lesson i had written... Sorry that i not yet wish all a Very Happy Chinese New Year!!
I went so many places and no time to write after i reach home because too fatique... Hahaha.. But i still will post 1 or 2 pic which i took at Esplanade.. If you all dont know where to go u all can go there... the River Hong Bao! =)
Lesson 6
During one winter, a little bird was flying towards the South to migrate. She had lost touched with the rest of her flock of family and friends.
That winter was particularly cold and bitter. After a few days without food and proper rest, the little bird froze and fallen to the ground. The little bird was scared and frightened.
While laying there motionlessly, a cow came along and dropped some dung onto her.
As the little bird lay still in the pile of dung, she realised how warm it had suddenly become. The dung was actually thawing surrounding that had kept her frozen.
After sometime, the little bird was able to move about. After pecking on some of the dung, she actually regain most of her strength.
Feeling happy and warm, she began chirping cheerfully.
A passing hungry cat heard the chirping sound and decided to investigate the matter. Following the sound, the cat reached the pile of shit. The cat discovered that a bird was under the pile of dung and promptly dug her out and eat her.
Morals of Story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who get you out of shit is your friend
(3) When you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!
"What is the different between a smart guy and a wise guy? A smart guy knows how to get out of an extremely difficult situation. A wise guy knows how not to get into that difficult situation."
That winter was particularly cold and bitter. After a few days without food and proper rest, the little bird froze and fallen to the ground. The little bird was scared and frightened.
While laying there motionlessly, a cow came along and dropped some dung onto her.
As the little bird lay still in the pile of dung, she realised how warm it had suddenly become. The dung was actually thawing surrounding that had kept her frozen.
After sometime, the little bird was able to move about. After pecking on some of the dung, she actually regain most of her strength.
Feeling happy and warm, she began chirping cheerfully.
A passing hungry cat heard the chirping sound and decided to investigate the matter. Following the sound, the cat reached the pile of shit. The cat discovered that a bird was under the pile of dung and promptly dug her out and eat her.
Morals of Story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who get you out of shit is your friend
(3) When you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!
"What is the different between a smart guy and a wise guy? A smart guy knows how to get out of an extremely difficult situation. A wise guy knows how not to get into that difficult situation."
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with his good friend the bull one day. "I would love to be able to get up the top of that tree," the turkey sighed, "but i havent got the energy to do so."
"Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough energy to reach that branch.
The next day, the turkey pecked at more dunk and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.
Feeling satisfied, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he sportted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment and gunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it aint going to keep you there...
"Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough energy to reach that branch.
The next day, the turkey pecked at more dunk and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.
Feeling satisfied, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he sportted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment and gunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.
Moral of the Story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it aint going to keep you there...
Friday, February 16, 2007
Lesson 4
Roger was a small rabbit who lived in the harsh surroundings of African continent. Everyday, he was working hard and hopped everywhere just to stay alive.
One fine day, he noticed Eugene the eagly sitting at the top of a tree, doing absolutely nothing. He envied the eagle and decided to ask advise from Eugene.
Roger asked Eugeng, "Can i also sit like you and do absolutly nothing?"
Eugene gave Roger a puzzled look and replied, "Sure, why not?"
Satisfied with the assurance that Eugene had given him, Roger decided to sit under the tree and rest.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the vulnerable rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the Story:
To be sitting around doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
One fine day, he noticed Eugene the eagly sitting at the top of a tree, doing absolutely nothing. He envied the eagle and decided to ask advise from Eugene.
Roger asked Eugeng, "Can i also sit like you and do absolutly nothing?"
Eugene gave Roger a puzzled look and replied, "Sure, why not?"
Satisfied with the assurance that Eugene had given him, Roger decided to sit under the tree and rest.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the vulnerable rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the Story:
To be sitting around doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Lesson 3
On an ordinary day during the summer vacation in company XXX, a sales representative, an administration clerk and a manager was left working in the office. The rest of their colleagues in the sales department had went on a vacation together.
A genie was observing the trio for sometime and felt that this three staff should be rewarded for their hardwork. The genie then approached the three staffs and said, "I am genie Hocuspocus. Seeing your dedication and professionalism, i had decided to frant you one wish each."
The sales representative quickly replied, "I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speed boat with no worries and be as carefree as can be..."
Puff! the sales representative was gone.
On seeing that the genie was not a fake, the administrator clerk said, "I would like to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and with the love of my life..."
Puff! the administration clerk was gone, on his way to Hawaii.
All this while, the manager was busy with his work and did not pay attention to what had been going on in the office. After fulfilling the requests of the 2 staffs, the genie turned to the manager and asked, "What is your request sir?"
The manager lookup up and replied, "I wan those two back in the office by lunch!"
Moral Of the Story:
Always let your boss have the first say!
A genie was observing the trio for sometime and felt that this three staff should be rewarded for their hardwork. The genie then approached the three staffs and said, "I am genie Hocuspocus. Seeing your dedication and professionalism, i had decided to frant you one wish each."
The sales representative quickly replied, "I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speed boat with no worries and be as carefree as can be..."
Puff! the sales representative was gone.
On seeing that the genie was not a fake, the administrator clerk said, "I would like to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach, with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and with the love of my life..."
Puff! the administration clerk was gone, on his way to Hawaii.
All this while, the manager was busy with his work and did not pay attention to what had been going on in the office. After fulfilling the requests of the 2 staffs, the genie turned to the manager and asked, "What is your request sir?"
The manager lookup up and replied, "I wan those two back in the office by lunch!"
Moral Of the Story:
Always let your boss have the first say!
Monday, February 12, 2007
Lesson 2
A priest offered a nun a life one fine day after a short gathering session. During the journey, the nun crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal parts of the legs to the priest. Upon seeing the slender leg in flesh, the priest lost concentration and almost had an accident.
After he had regain focus and controlled the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said: "Father, remember Psalm 129?". Upon hearing the words, the priest instantly removed his hands.
After some time, the priest couldn't resist the temptation and tired again. As he was sliding further up the nun's leg, the nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?".
The priest quickly apologised, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak...". Arriving at the convent, the nun alighted, thanked the priest and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed up to look up what Psalm 129 meant. The book read, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the Story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
After he had regain focus and controlled the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said: "Father, remember Psalm 129?". Upon hearing the words, the priest instantly removed his hands.
After some time, the priest couldn't resist the temptation and tired again. As he was sliding further up the nun's leg, the nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?".
The priest quickly apologised, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak...". Arriving at the convent, the nun alighted, thanked the priest and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed up to look up what Psalm 129 meant. The book read, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the Story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Friday, February 09, 2007
Lesson 1
A man is getting into shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ran downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stand BOB, the next-door neighbour. Before she had even say a word, BOB said: "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops the towel and she stood naked in front of BOB.
After a few seconds, BOB handed her $800 and left.
The woman quickly wrapped the towel around her and goes back upstairs to put on some clothings.
When she got to the bathroom, her husband asked : "Who was that?"
"It was BOB, the next-door neighbour." she replied.
Before she could even continue with her speech, her husband interrupted, "Great! Did he said anything about the $800 that he owned me?"
Moral of the Story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit or risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
When she opens the door, there stand BOB, the next-door neighbour. Before she had even say a word, BOB said: "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops the towel and she stood naked in front of BOB.
After a few seconds, BOB handed her $800 and left.
The woman quickly wrapped the towel around her and goes back upstairs to put on some clothings.
When she got to the bathroom, her husband asked : "Who was that?"
"It was BOB, the next-door neighbour." she replied.
Before she could even continue with her speech, her husband interrupted, "Great! Did he said anything about the $800 that he owned me?"
Moral of the Story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit or risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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