Wahahah! Lauff till ur balls drop!

Fucking funny lor... U never lauff u tell me.. i make u lauff...

Funny Jap Show...

Wahahha i watch these few lauff till cannot sleep lor... u all must WATCH!

Jap Spa Prank...
Massaging Chairs Pranks !!!Nude Mens Content!!!


The Ring in real Life...

Play Your Part

Can you pretend to be the man I should have been with
Can we fake the life you know I should have had
Can we do a better job of pretending that you really care
Or I'll have to give the part to someone else

You seem to have an important part
The lead role of my heart
You played it well along time ago
Until I started falling in love
And then you changed your character
And avoided all of your lines
Now the man I love is gone now
Can you play his part at this time

Love is like a see saw it takes two in order for it to work
I'm working hard, I'm playing my part but the scene still won't work

And rehearsals are long because your timing is all wrong
So I'll find someone who loves me
And who can play your part for life
I deserve a lot better than this
And I'm tired of acting like it's okay for me to give you my love
And receive nothing back in return


--Lyrics by Deborah Cox

Haiz... Why always these things have to happen to me?

Hurt once, hurt twice and now its the third time i got hurt by the same person... I have nothing much to say... Just wan u to take care....

I cant give u all my love...
The only love i can give is not what you wanted...
We just dont match but no one is giving each other up...
I feel like crying a few times when we hug together...
I always tot that all these are just the beginning...
But i think this had already ended long ago...
Dun be restricted....
Dun be troubled...
Hopefully will have a better relation the next time...

Thats all i wish for u...

A very lame and funny joke!

Wahahhaa! Damn lame lor this joke... Sent to me by Wei Yuan my Camp mate.. Everyone read it!

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Shagged but happy day...

After a long weekend approved by my Sir... Today back to work to train a bunch of soliders to become Cyber Warriors... Basically Cyber Warriors are doing wars on a simulation and its damn cool... But i not going to touch much on that... haha...

Then help my friend to make his comp but still cannot make it.. I think tml gym schedule will be burnt.. lol...

I am damn bored till i go and film my 2 cute and loving hermit crabs... Although abit blur... I using my HP to take one lor.. wad u all expect rite? lol..

A Lucky Day...

Wooot! Went to eat Turtle Soup with my dad this afternoon... He knew that i like it and so he brought me to that stall which i like... Damn nice sia! YUMMY!

Den was suppose to meet that ALVIN FU ZHAN RUI at Beach Road at 2.30pm lor and he blady late for about 45 min! TMD! Waited for 45 min for him... Sianz 1/2... But never mind la.. He came with Wayne... We there ate some food den after that i left while they go to David's House...

While eating, i suddenly recieved a mysterios call from a strange guy telling me that i won something in a lucky draw in Sembawan Music Store located in Cineleisure... I tot its a prank call but after i recall back.... think think think...... OH YA! That day went there with Teddymon to buy CD and he dun wan to fill up the lucky draw form so i filled up! and !!!BINGO!!! I won!!!

Hahaha... So i left them and go and collect the price... Its a Jack Daniel Calculator + a nice small silver pen inside... Very Unique shape to put a calculator + a pen inside.. There are pictures of edvidence ok! Look below!

Abit blur hor.. Dun mine rite? Because i used my HP take one....

And TADA! open up to become a calculator + a pen inside....

Wow! Cantonese Doc rapper...

Wahahaha! Damn powerful rap! Even the Doctor can do it! Some more in Cantonese! Weeee UUUu Weee.....

1 whole week of Happiness and Sadness...

A long long story to be composed if i going to say from the start till the end...

I would rather mention only the happy stuff instead of the sad one....

I got 2 Hermit Crabs which i been looking for since last year... There are places selling like in Junction 8 but den... the price of it are like fucking high lor... $65-$85 for 1! siao rite?

But i got mine for $6 for 1 and $12 for 1 pair.. Thanks to Trueno who accompanied me there...

Whole week busy with stupid US Army people coming to my camp + reservice old men come to my camp to have war games... They using an old simulator to battle for 3 days... After the 3 days i have to teach them a new simulator which they never touch before.. Thats very tough... I never teach them much.. Just to answer their questions and did my best...

Happy stuff always dun last long... Whole week of happiness had come to an end with an answer which i heard it before and once again YOU said it to me again! NVM.. its ok.. i already expect this will happen... So what to do? Just have to move on otherwise will be very depress....

So i also dunno what to say or to tell myself.. This is just 1 whole week happening in my life.. Nothing special nothing much either.. Just an ordinary story of another ordinary person....

OH YA! Another good news! TML i got an OFF! from my SIR! TML no need to go to work! hahaha... Where by the rest of my friends going to report to camp... LOLzz....

Hahaha! Caught on Camera!!

Look! Kana caught smoking on camera again! OMG!

A simple dish cook show...

This is the best dish cook show i ever seen... She taught like a professional and the dish was damn nice to eat.. I know the kids will like it... lolz....

!!!WARNING!!! This short clip are in chinese.. those who dont understand Chinese please FUCK OFF! LOLZ!



!!!WARNING!!! Only those with high logic mind can understand what she making. Slowly think and you will understand...

feeling low and depress...

Sad... Feeling low and depress.. No one will understand at all...

I feel fuckup and been left out always.. Why... Trying to get back my discipline and get back onto my training yet training alone is so fuck up...

I just dun like to be alone but sometimes being alone is the best time for me...

A sad week for me...

Long time never write the blog liao and once i write.. its a very sad thing... haiz.... I was so sad that i posted out this Monday... I though i was able to go thru 24km with them...

On Monday... Azar asked a blady lame guy come to tell me this news that i been posted... When i heard the news i was sad and shock. Suddenly so sad and going to part them without completing the full of 3 months over there...

I went down and i got my posting... I got posted to TRADOC at Pasir Leba camp... Its kinda small and alot of high rank people over there... But there are father friends... Hahaha.. Why they my father's friends is not important.. The most important things is that i am very sad!

On the day i got my posting... Its about 1pm and was forced to leave my company at 4pm... Luckily my PC LTA Farid is not around... So i kinda slack around and dun wanna leave them so fast and so rush without a long notice... So i manage to drag my time all the way 8pm at night.. hahah.... And all thanks to SGT Kai Rong... So i had my last dinner in Tekong with them...

When i leaving the sky start to turn red and the atmospher start to turn cold.. And drizzling started... That time SGT Terry Wong and my platoon mate Jia Xiang going home... After i give my final farewell to my darling and platoon mates... i dragfully take down my stupid duffle bag and field pack and leave the company line with SGT Terry Wong and Jia Xiang...

Luckily while i walk its raining and they notice i was crying... Because the rain drop covered my face as if i was wet... But i am damn sad...

Now i worried about is JJ.. My best buddy in camp and my darling... haha... He have to take care of himself liao... And sorry guys that cannot go thru everything with u all... very Sorry and sad...